Mom wanted me to take a bath. I wanted ice cream. We compromised.
How I feel when the WiFi stops working
Me packing for a 24-hour family vacation
When the rest of your family is busy cleaning and you’re all just like “FORGET THAT LET’S DO SOMETHING ELSE”
Eating dinner with a friend who only wants to talk about how great their love life is
For those of us who optimistically added “become a master yogi” to our New Year’s Resolutions…namaste. Really.
Nobody ever notices me in the room until I try to change the TV channel
Because the 5-second rule is definitely scientific fact.
Forgetting to add sugar to your morning coffee
When you realize that the first weekend of the new year has arrived